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written by: Brian Swenlin
INT. KIM’S HOUSE (KIM’S ROOM)– SUNSET
KIM drops her back pack on the ground before dropping herself
onto her bed. She speed-dials the phone.
Alright, Ron I am so ready for
Friday night, what’s the plan?
SCREEN SPLITS TO INCLUDE. RON on his phone. As Kim heads for the
closet, Ron tries to get a word in edge-wise.
Oh, hey Kim—
Anything but Bueno Nacho. It’s
Friday - let’s mix it up.
Kim digs through her closet, tossing various outfits.
Mall cruise…? Skateboard…? Say,
what’s that movie you want to see?
About the guy? With the fingers…?
You mean “The Finger Guy”?
Kim studies a white skirt, but then sours when she turns it to
reveal a lump of pink goo stuck to it.
That’s the one – ugh, when did I
sit in gum? You find the show
time and I’ll find some jeans.
As Ron gently breaks the news, Kim is stunned with disbelief.
(breaking it gently)
I’ve already got plans.
Plans? On a Friday night? You…?
Felix and I are going to bash
zombies at his house for a bon-
diggity night of Zombie Mayhem.
Ron brightens and produces a CUSTOM CONTROLLER.
Video game - totally off the hook!
We’re practicing for Monday’s big
Zombie-Thon charity tournament.
Ron works his CUSTOM CONTROLLER for effect.
With my new custom wireless game
controller it’s gonna be sweet!
CLOSER - Rufus scampers up onto the controller and swings his
fists at imaginary zombies.
I guess that’s one way to spend a
Yeah, but Kim… I mean… you’re free
to come with! Felix has an extra
And thanks, but video games aren’t
really my thing.
You never know unless you try.
Really, it’s no drama. I mean it’s
not like Friday night is my
official “Ron Night”, right?
See you, K.P.
Kim hangs up the phone and slumps.
Kim’s mom passes by her door and then peeks back in, confused.
Kim puts on a fake smile and shrugs.
Kimmy, you’re still moping around
the house? I thought Friday
nights were your “Ron Night”?
SMASH CUT TO:
OPENING TITLE SEQUENCE
EST/INT. DRAKKEN’S LAIR - SUNSET
PUSH IN – The sun sets on the lair of evil.
Behold the genius of my latest
REVEAL – A large, weapon-laden, armored, SUV-type vehicle up on
a hydraulic lift. Some panels are open, others are missing ,
clearly the vehicle is a work in progress. Drakken is beneath
it working a wrench.
The ultimate off-road destruction
vehicle – the DOOMVEE!
INCLUDE SHEGO – She raises an unimpressed eyebrow.
I don’t know, Drakken, it looks
like a real junker.
I prefer work in progress… aigh!
The engine falls out from under the chassis and lands on
Drakken’s foot. He grits his teeth in pain.
Looks like progress just screeched
to a halt on your foot.
CLOSER – Drakken leans in to sneer at Shego’s face.
Oh ha-ha! “Look at me! My name’s
Shego and I’m so smart!” <gasp>!
They both go wide-eyed at the sound of an <OS KNOCKING>, their
eyes glance to the OS source, then back at one another, worried.
Activate security measures. Go GO!
SHEGO pulls a lever and a series of clubs and nasty-looking
pointy objects drop menacingly from OS surrounding the front
door. The <KNOCKING> continues from the other side.
You think it’s another one of
those kids selling the candy?
Drakken passes by Shego as he approaches the door. He admires
the nasty looking security clubs hanging from above.
Perhaps… only this time we’ll be
ready for the little urchin.
CLOSER – He slinks up to the door and slides open a peeking slot
to peer through. He gasps at what he sees.
<gasp!> Oh no…!
WIDER – The door suddenly <SLAMS> open, smashing Drakken behind
it, his wide-eyes still visible peering through the slot as MAMA
Surprise!! Where’s Mama’s little
The door creaks closed to reveal Drakken. He falls forward,
landing on his face as his mother’s feet.
MAMA LIPSKI (CONT)
Honestly, is that any way for a
son to greet his mother?
Mother swipes him up and gives him a big bear hug.
Hello, moth-- HURK!
CLOSER – As Drakken gets the big squeeae, Shego asides to him,
curiously. He rolls his eyes embarrassed.
How’d she find you here?
<sigh> Mother insists that she
know where I am at all times.
Mama Lipski holds Drakken at an arms length and eyes him with
So were you going to leave me
knocking out there until my
knuckles went numb?
Well, mother, I can’t just let
anyone into my secret lab… er…
Drakken smack his forehead and quickly covers.
Station! My secret broadcast
station that broadcasts my radio
show. In secret. Heh. Shego…?
Shego steps up and struggles to keep the cover story going.
Right… the location’s a secret
since “Drew-bee” here is such a
popular radio talk show therapist.
And not an evil villain.
Mama curiously eyes the threatening security devices hovering
over her head. Drakken smiles sheepishly and fumbles to cover.
So this is what a broadcast studio
Oh, those? Those are… my… uh…
Drakken leans in and puts a hand over his ear as he talks into a
spiked club. Upon closing the “broadcast”, Drakken nervously
pats the club… then jerks his hand back in pain.
Yes. Microphones! (talking into
the “mic”) Well, that concludes
our show for today! Thanks for
tuning in. Heh-Heh. Ow.
Mama Lipski wells up with tears of pride.
I am so proud of the way you use
your gift to help people… it’s…
it’s just so beautiful!
Shego forces a big smile. She and Drakken exchange a glare.
He’s a regular ray of sunshine.
(getting it together)
That’s why I just knew I could
count on you to help your cousin
Drakken’s snaps his attention back to Mama.
Cousin Eddie?! Oh no, not that
Who’s cousin Eddie?
All heads turn to the door as “cousin Eddie” drives in on a loud
motor-cycle. Drakken’s face drops as he watches Eddie pop a
wheelie and drive a few figure-eights before stopping on a dime.
[NOTE: Ed’s face and mullet are obscured by a helmet.]
<Hooting and hollering>
PUSH IN ON EDDIE – Back of his head as he removes his helmet,
releasing a flowing blonde mullet. He turns to look back over
his shoulder and AT CAMERA revealing it’s MOTOR ED. He smiles.
Motor Ed is in the building.
Seriously, dude. I’m right here.
Drakken leans in close to his mother desperately.
Eddie needs a positive role model.
(hushed) He’s had some trouble
with the law.
Motor Ed approaches Drakken and gives him the once-over.
Whoa, dude! You’re totally blue.
You need to get some sun,
INCLUDE MAMA LIPSKI – When Ed realizes he’s looking at his
“cousin Drew”, he takes a step back and pouts at his aunt.
Eddie, you remember your cousin,
Oh, no way! You mean you’re
stickin’ me with “Droopy Drew
Blue”?! This is totally rank.
Mama glares at Eddie before pinching Drakken’s cheek.
Now Drew-bee, Mama’s gotta’ catch
the bingo bus. You take good care
of your cousin Eddie.
Drakken smiles, waving good-bye. As soon as Mama is out the
door, Drakken turns and yanks the security level to the left.
No worries, mother… (menacing)
I’ll take care of him alright…
The menacing clubs reposition over Motor Ed. As Drakken pulls
the lever down, Motor Ed notices Shego and steps out of the way…
just narrowly missing the clubs that <SMASH> into the door.
DRAKKEN – He sneers as Motor Ed passes through shot, all coollike,
licking his hands and slicking back his mullet.
SHEGO – Motor Ed enters shot and pulls Shego close with one
swift tug of his muscle-bound arm. He looks down and wags his
eyebrows at the thoroughly unimpressed Shego.
So babe, you believe in love at
first sight, or should I walk by
again? ‘Cause I’ll totally walk
by again if I have to… seriously.
How about you just keep walking?
Shego Flicks him with a <ZAP> of power glow that sends Motor ED
flying across the lab.
Ed impacts with a wall. The disheveled Ed shakes it off.
Man, do I dig a woman who can
scrap! I think I’m loooove!
Motor Ed launches into an air-guitar solo.
SHEGO – Glares at Drakken who just rolls his eyes in disgust.
INT. RON’S HOUSE - NIGHT
CLOSE ON RON & FELIX – Intently playing <SFX: ZOMBIE MAYHEM>.
In the dark. The light of the OS TV washes over their faces.
Ron looks panicked, Felix looks happy. <SFX: GAME OVER>
Felix hits a switch on his wheel chair brings up the ROOM
Some custom controller! I said
kick jump spin but it went kick
jump kick spin!
It’s always the controller’s
fault, isn’t it? Pizza…?
Felix flips of another switch on the chair and an extension claw
grabs a piece of pizza from the nearby coffee table, exposing
RUFUS in mid-bite in the pizza box.
Ron turns a dial on the side of the controller <SFX:CLICKING>
Maybe if I switch to a different
Unaware that the controller has tuned into Felix’s chair
frequency, Ron mashes buttons causing Felix’s chair to respond,
activating the hover jets, jumping, flipping, spinning, etc.
There we go. Jump, Jump. Spin.
Kick. Hey, now the game’s not
responding at all…!
<bouncing> Uh, Ron… Ron! Ron…?
Ron turns to find Felix hovering upside down in his chair.
I think we crossed frequencies.
Ron daintily works the controller, returning Felix to the floor.
Oh. (sheepish) Heh. Sorry.
It’s cool. So what’s the story
with Kim? She comin’ over?
K.P.’s not into the video gameage.
But I’m sure she’s got big
plans for kickin’ off her weekend.
Felix nods in agreement.
INT. POSSIBLE HOUSEHOLD (KIM’S ROOM) – NIGHT
KIM ON THE PHONE – She looks disappointed.
Sorry Kim, I have to work at Club
Banana tonight. Did you try Wade?
Defragging his hard drive.
PUSH IN ON KIM – Her scowl of thought pops with inspiration.
Sounds like you’re running out of
options. Is there anyone you
INT. POSSIBLE HOUSEHOLD (KITCHEN) – MOMENTS LATER
KIM bursts into the kitchen; REVEAL her parents are dressed up
for an evening out.
Mom! Dad! Who’s up for a fam
night at the movies, huh?!
Sorry, Hon, but we’ve already got
reservations at La Cha-Ching.
Kim smiles in desperation and grabs popcorn fixin’s (bowl,
butter, bag-o-corn, etc.)
So… babysitting the tweebs! No
big! Rent a vid, pop some corn…
Kim is interrupted by the sound of an <SFX: OS CAR HORN>. She
watches as her younger brothers Jim and Tim bound out of the
house with their sleeping bags.
Last one in the car’s a deviated
Kim stares stunned dad puts his hand on her shoulder.
Birthday sleep-over at the
Are you sure you’re going to be
fine on your own, hon?
Kim puts on a brave face and awkwardly laughs it off.
(laughing it off)
What, you think I can’t handle a
little “me time”? Please! How
pathetic do you think I am?
SMASH CUT TO:
INT. POSSIBLE HOUSEHOLD (LIVING ROOM) – LATER
KANTED ANGLE - KIM desperately mashing <SFX: BUTTONS> on the
phone. She bites her lip in anticipation, as the phone. Kim
brightens as the ring tone is answered.
LARRY (OVER PHONE)
Greetings, this is Larry…
Hey, Larry. How’s my favorite
Kim’s face begins to twitch with realization.
LARRY (OVER PHONE CONT)
…I’m not in the castle right now…
the other 10th level wizards and I
are out battling a chaotic-evil
bog-beast <geeky laugh>, so leave
your missive at the magical beep…
The <SFX:BEEP> goes slo-mo and echoes, the background swirls
into abstraction. Kim drops the phone, falling back in slo-mo.
Kim lands on the couch and stares in horror.
It’s Friday night and I’ve even
been out-socialized by my nerdy
CLOSER - Kim sits up with purpose.
This calls for desperate measures.
INT. DRAKKEN’S LAIR - NIGHT
DRAKKEN – Working on his DOOMVEE, trying to ignore Ed who
watches over his shoulder, shaking his head.
Drakken finally snaps.
Fine! What is it?! WHAT?!
Your ride’s totally bogus, dude.
Charred injectors, lame cooling
system… She’ll blow the second you
start her up, seriously.
We’ll see about that mister
Drakken starts up the DOOMVEE and the engine blows. Ed shrugs.
I don’t want to say I toldja’ so,
but… dude, seriously.
The defeated Drakken stands by and watches hopelessly as Ed
reaches into the chassis and tightens some bolts, tosses out
some wires, etc.
Look, just re-route the coolant
line, clean this gunk out of the
plugs and… check it.
Ed reaches taps two live engine wires together, they spark and
the DOOMVEE starts up. Drakken is stunned.
MOTOR ED (CONT)
Is that sweet or what? Seriously.
Drakken shakes Ed’s hand… then has to wipe off the grease, but
he doesn’t care – he’s thrilled.
Alight then! I’m the evil genius
and you’re the mechanical genius.
Sweet, dude. I say we seriously
trick this baby out, seriously.
You hear that Shego?! We’re
“tricking out” the Doomvee!
REVEAL SHEGO – She could care less. She sits in a chair,
flipping through a magazine, absently twirling a lock of hair.
Uh huh. Bonding. Cute.
Ed holds Drakken’s screwdriver like a dead rat by the tail.
First things first, we need to get
some tools that aren’t so bogus.
These tools cost me a fortune!
Ed points to himself to remind Drakken.
Tcha! Dude? Mechanical Genius?
EXT. HIGHWAY – NIGHT
CLOSE ON DRAKKEN – Wearing a helmet; PULL BACK TO REVEAL he and
Ed are riding Ed’s hog. Drakken holds on for dear life, Ed’s
mullet is loose and bats Drakken’s face. <SFX: VROOM>
<PHHTT!> SO WHERE ARE WE GOING TO
FIND THESE “NON-BOGUS” TOOLS?!
SHOP CLASS, DUDE! HIGH SCHOOLS
ALWAYS HAVE THE SWEETEST TOOLS!
They zoom PAST CAMERA.
INT. SCHOOL GYM – NIGHT
ON BONNIE – PULL BACK REVEALING she’s surrounded by other girls
from the cheering squad, all wearing normal clothes.
I don’t get it. The game isn’t
until NEXT Friday.
REVEAL KIM – Dressed in her cheer uniform. She strikes a
different “pom pom” pose each time she says the word “practice”.
Right, and we’ll be ready if we
practice practice practice!
The girls all exchange looks of disbelief.
This is so lame, I can’t believe
you drug us down here and this is
your “big emergency”?
The embarrassed Kim realizes she’s made a mistake.
Okay, maybe on the phone I was a
little too… “enthused”?
Unimpressed, the girls exit passing in front of Kim as she
forces a smile and tries for damage control.
Well, as long as we’re all out,
how about ice cream? My treat…?
Bonnie is the last girl to pass, she pauses.
No thanks, unlike some people, I
have a life…
WIDE - The lights in the gym <SFX: SHUT DOWN> leaving Kim
standing all alone in a lone spot of light. She slumps away.
EXT. GYM – CONT
A dejected Kim exits the Gym, then reacts to the OS sound of
<SFX: GLASS BREAKING>. She scowls and heads for the source.
EXT/INT. SHOP CLASS – CONT
[NOTE: The classroom is similar to a garage. There is a beat
up car in the middle of the room.]
MOTOR ED, at an open tool box, grips a wrench with satisfaction.
Ah, sweet grip! Now that’s what I
call a tool. Seriously.
Kim stands at the doorway, the door clearly ripped from its
hinges. CLOSE CUT FROM PERSON TO PERSON – Reacting surprised.
Ed drops the wrench into the tool box and closes it.
Dude, this is so bogus.
WIDER ON KIM – She’s closer to Drakken, who makes to run.
What are you two doing here?
None of your bees-wax!
Kim TAKES and ducks as a hubcap THWACKS into the wall. She
turns and sees Motor Ed frisbeeing another deadly hubcap. She
jumps to safety, swinging away on an engine pulley.
Drakken runs, but is cut off when Kim lands in front of him,
cutting him off. The two stand a few feet in front of the car.
And don’t you have anything better
to do with your Friday nights?
MOTOR ED - Punches the steering column and the broken casing
drops onto the accelerator. He rips out a wire. Sparks fly as
he hot-wires the car’s ignition.
Time to blow this cracker stand.
KIM & DRAKKEN TAKE - Wheels squeal and headlights flare. Kim
rolls out of the way, while Drakken runs INTO CAMERA car in tow.
EXT. SHOP CLASS – CONT
DRAKKEN runs through the door, the car smashes thru after him.
OTS KIM – She regains her footing, when she turns over her
shoulder, towards camera. As her becomes lit up she TAKES.
REVERSE ANGLE – A lone headlight comes at her from the corner of
the dark shop. She jumps away as Motor Ed VROOMS away on his
hog, the tool box strapped to the back.
WOOOO HOOOOOO! Later, Red!
DRAKKEN runs from the car as Ed zoom through shot grabbing
Drakken as he goes.
Rock and roll, cousin!
The car crashes into a tree as Motor Ed and Drakken zoom off
into the distance.
Rock and rolllll!
Kim stands amidst the ruined wall and the smoking car wreck.
So not your typical Friday night.
INT. DRAKKEN’S LAIR - NIGHT
DRAKKEN – Scowling in disbelief; WIDEN TO INCLUDE SHEGO, still
sitting in her chair, intently painting her nails.
You’re telling me you know Kim
So much for boys night out…
ED ENTERS SHOT – Carrying the stolen toolbox. Drakken puts a
hand on Ed’s shoulder.
Know her? Dude, I had a majorly
rockin’ scheme goin’ ‘til “Red”
threw a wrench in the works.
My dear cousin, and here I thought
we had nothing in common.
Drakken turns his back on Ed in disgust.
I could have handled her though if
it weren’t for her friend in the
You were thwarted by a kid in a
Ed gets very serious. Drakken peeks back at him, skeptically.
Yeah, but this chair is cyberrobotic.
Majorly tricked out.
Compared to the Doomvee…?
MOTOR ED - Goes into full on air-guitar mode.
Dude. The Doomvee’s like <weak
guitar solo>, but this kid’s chair
is like <bad ass guitar solo>!!
Motor Ed begins “air-smashing” his air-guitar.
MOTOR ED (CONT)
And then it was like… <smashing
Ed lies on his back panting, totally spent.
MOTOR ED (CONT)
<out of breath> whoa, seriously.
CLOSE – DRAKKEN’S eyes gleam as he considers the possibilities;
INCLUDE SHEGO – She fumbles the nail polish and stands up.
Just think what I could do with
that cyber-robotic technology!
Whoa… whoa… Dr. D, this would be a
new low… even for you.
What? We’ve stolen things before?
SLOW PUSH IN - Shego is pained to even speak the words, Drakken
rubs his hands together nefariously.
Yeah, but… I mean tell me we’re
not seriously going to steal a
kid’s wheel chair?
That, Shego, is exactly what we’re
going to do…
SUDDEN JERK WIDE TO INCLUDE ED – Sitting up into frame, excited.
END ACT ONE
INT. MIDDLETON HIGH – DAY
Kim heads to her locker with an armload of books, looking
lonely. She brightens when she sees Ron approaching.
So, I hear the auto shop will
survive. Sorry I missed the fun.
She forces a smile.
Me too, but I guess you were
having a good time with Felix?
Ron counts off with his fingers, jumps and kicks. Kim feigns
interest, then notices the time.
Two words: Boo. Yuh. Felix and I
spent the whole weekend kicking
zombie butt and taking zombie
I can’t wait to hear all about it
WIDEN - Felix rolls up gives Ron a high-five. The two boys are
dressed in over-sized Zombie Mayhem shirts.
No can do KP, me and the wheelman
are gonna’ shoot some hoops.
Good for the ‘ol hand-eye coordination.
Ron asides to Kim before exiting with Felix.
Zombie-thon tonight - Gotta stay
KIM AT HER LOCKER – She shoves her books into her locker and
<SFX: SLAMS> the door REVEALING Monique. Kim is startled.
“Gotta stay frosty”… OH!
So… jealous of Ron’s N.B.F.?
New Best Friend…?
Kim shrugs it off, then off of Monique curious look, she
D.B.S. - Don’t Be Silly. They
just… have a lot to do. Zombies
don’t bash themselves, you know.
Monique tries to be supportive, but Kim scoffs.
Uh-huh, and Ron doesn’t need your
help bashing them either. It’s
okay to feel little jealous.
Jealous? Please. Ron’s not too
busy for me, I’m too busy for Ron.
I don’t know, girlfriend, it
sounds like you’ve got a serious
case of “the denials.”
Monique watches on as a scowling Kim walks away, determined to
prove Monique wrong.
No way, Monique! I am so not in
LIBRARY - Kim studies at a table. REVEAL Felix using his
chair’s hovering ability to help Ron get books off a high shelf.
Kim rolls her eyes.
CAFETERIA - Kim eats alone, but reacts when hit in the face with
a spat of potatoes. REVEAL - Ron & Felix at a neighboring table
having a friendly food fight, launching food with spoons and
using trays as shields. An annoyed Kim gets up and leaves.
SCIENCE CLASS - Kim works on an experiment that <fizzles> out.
She reacts to a brilliant o.s. flash. REVEAL a magnificent
rainbow cloud at the next science station over a smiling Ron &
Felix who point “finger guns” and wink at one another. Kim
END MONTAGE AS <SFX:SCHOOL BELL RINGS>
INT. MIDDLETON HIGH – DAY
MONIQUE – Puts her books in her locker. She closes the door
REVEALING KIM. She points a “finger gun” at Monique and winks.
Okay, you were right, I’m so in
You don’t say?
The two start walking down the hall.
It’s just Ron’s having so much fun
with Felix I feel like I’m getting
lost in the shuffle.
Ron hasn’t forgotten about you.
I’m sure he doesn’t even know
your feelings are hurt.
So what am I supposed to do?
Monique stops walking and looks Kim. Kim balks.
He’s your friend - talk to him.
And look like a fool? Uh, next?
SLOW PUSH IN CLOSE ON KIM as she scowls in thought.
I already gave you my two cents.
If you’ve got a better idea, go
MATCH WIPE TO:
INT. MIDDLETON HIGH – LATER
KIM SMILING – PULL BACK REVEALING she is dressed in an oversized
Zombie Mayhem shirt just like Ron and Felix. She wears a
backwards baseball cap.
INCLUDE FELIX & RON – Taken aback by Kim’s get up.
Hey Kim… uh, new duds?
Well, you know, just something
comfortable to hang in.
Kim points “finger guns” at them and winks. The boys exchange a
suspicious glance and a shrug.
So who’s up for the batting cages?
I could go for some swings.
Hey, I thought you said the
batting cages were boring.
Kim waves off Ron’s words with a big smile.
Boring?! What could possibly be
boring about the batting cages…?
MATCH WIPE TO:
EST/INT. BUENO NACHO – SUNSET
KIM sits elbows on table, chin in hands, dazed.
…and then another pitch, another
swing, another hit and then
another pitch, another swing—
INCLUDE RON & FELIX – Sitting at the table, staring at her
quizzically. Kim notices and quickly covers with enthusiasm.
(fumbling to cover)
Uh… but once you get into the
rhythm of it. It’s… “fun”. Heh.
Ron points a “finger gun” at Felix.
Well, Felix sure was hitting them
out of the park today.
Felix points a “finger gun” at Rufus.
I had a good coach.
REVEAL RUFUS on the arm of Felix’s chair, wearing a little
baseball cap. Rufus swings an imaginary bat.
KIM uses a spoon to launch a Naco. It’s SPLATS on Felix’s
Let’s see how well you catch.
Felix wipes with a napkin as a serious RON intervenes. Kim is
Hey, whoa! Kim, what do you think
Sorry, I thought… you know, food
fight? Like you guys did at lunch?
Ron leans gestures with his hands to be perfectly clear.
(speaking to 2yr old)
Those were potatoes. These are
Nacos. The Naco… is not a toy.
Kim awkwardly looks at her watch as a means of escape.
Well, wouldja’ look at the time…
Felix perks up, looking at his own watch.
Whoa, she’s right! We better
scoot if we want a good station at
the Zombie-thon. Kim, you in?
The boys look at Kim expectantly, she wants to back out.
Oh, right… the video game thing… I
MONIQUE ENTERS next to Kim. Monique is also wearing a Zombie
Mayhem T-shirt. Ron is stoked.
You never know unless you try.
Whoa, Monique’s a charity zombie
Monique gives Kim a wag of her eyebrows; PUSH IN to frame Kim as
she stands up with triumphant purpose. <BUILDING MUSIC>
Sure, if Kim’s in - then so am I.
Alright, then let’s do it… let’s
mash some mummies!
WIDER – A pained Ron leans in to correct Kim, but Monique gives
him a elbow to the ribs.
I think you mean ZOM-- OOF! Yeahokay-
EXT. DRAKKEN’S LAIR – NIGHT
THE DOORS <SLAM> open and out bursts the operational Doomvee,
awkwardly lurching forward.
MOTOR ED (OS)
Whoa, dude! Watch how you’re
handling my baby.
REVEAL - Drakken is at the wheel, doing an awkward job of
driving n’ shifting. A frustrated Motor Ed sits in the
passenger seat. A frustrated Shego is visible between them in
Your baby? I’m the evil genius who
designed the Doomvee!
Motor Ed grabs the wheel, the vehicle jerks to the side.
Shyeah, and I’m the mechanical
genius who brought it to life!
The Doomvee, jerks back and forth swerving all over the road.
MOTOR ED / DRAKKEN
[I’m driving! / I’m driving! Etc].
SHEGO slams down the brake and the Doomvee SCREECHES to a halt.
The Doomvee screeches to a sudden stop.
INSIDE – Shego slips into the driver’s seat, squeezing Drakken
in the middle.
As Ed freaks out, Shego glares at him, her eyes narrowing.
Whoa! Dude, babes don’t drive -
dudes drive, seriously!
OUTSIDE – The door <SLAMS> open as Ed is <BLASTED> out of the
cab by a powerful bolt of Shego’s green energy glow.
ON THE GROUND - A charred Motor Ed recovers and knocks out a
quick guitar solo, before EXITING.
Man, I LOVE that woman! <quick
STRAIGHT ON - As Ed gets in seat behind them, Drakken sits
smugly with his arms crossed. Shego scowls at unseen monitors.
The Doomvee has been programmed to
track the unique cyber-robotic
signature of the boy’s chair.
That’s a tracking signature?
REVEAL – The monitors all show different angles Ed proudly runs
his hand over his mullet.
No, that’s the Mullet-Cam. 360
degree view of the ‘do.
DRAKKEN - Without taking his glaring eyes off Ed, Drakken
<FLIPS> a switch and all the monitors change to radar tracking.
EXT. ROAD – CONT
WIDE – The Doomvee zooms off towards the horizon.
MOTOR ED (OS)
Ah, no come on dude! Seriously!
EST/INT. TRI-CITY CONVENTION CENTER (REUSE) – NIGHT
WIDE - A banner on the outside reads, “ZOMBIE-THON TONIGHT!” the
Doomvee pulls INTO SHOT from BEHIND CAMERA; FRAME VANITY PLATE
which reads: “SRIUSLY” <SFX: ENGINE REVVING>
INSIDE: PAN CROWD - Rows of people sit at game stations playing
Zombie Mayhem – which is projected on a big screen over the
players. The game features beefy boys and babes kick-boxing
their way through zombie foes.
RON & FELIX – Playing at one screen, they’re bleary-eyed from
hours of playing. Ron uses his custom wireless controller.
Must… bash… zombie…
Rufus, watch our back!
CLOSER – Rufus hops on the buttons of Ron’s controller.
VIDEO SCREEN – Ron’s & Felix’s scores rolls up past 100,000;
TRACK OVER TO NEIGHBORING SCREEN – The scores are in the double
digits; REVEAL this is KIM & MONIQUE’S station. Kim looks
These attack combos are impossibly
Ron leans IN SHOT, pointing at the buttons on Kim’s controller.
It’s simple KP, just press ‘X’
left twice, then ‘O’ once and the
right option button while holding
down the control key to kick.
Kim struggles with the key combination.
I’m trying, but it never-
Suddenly, the place is rocked by a huge crash and Kim brightens.
Hey! I think I did it!
REVEAL – Dust settling where the Doomvee has crashed through a
wall. Drakken stands peering out of the sun-roof.
I see we’ll never have trouble
finding a parking space.
Motor Ed squeezes up out the sun-roof next to Drakken. Ed
points. The annoyed Drakken tries to lean away from Ed.
<strains> Whoa, dude! There’s our
chair, over there next to Red.
Yes, okay, just stop cramping me
KIM – Happily entranced with the game. Ron tries to drag her
away, but she’s too busy trying to show him her moves.
No, no look! I can make my little
guy do a jump kick. Jump kick.
Earth to Kim – Real life calling!
GROUP SHOT - Kim snaps out of it as she, Monique, Ron and Felix
all turn to the OS Doomvee. Kim drops her controller.
DOOMVEE – Zooms towards our heroes, they all scatter in all
directions. Felix, activate the hover jets and flies up.
KIM & MONIQUE – Hop on top of a game station. The Doomvee
chases after them. They hop from game station to game station,
as the Doomvee plows over the stations just behind them.
The Doomvee’s closing in, when Felix swoops in over the girls
and two claws extend from his chair to grab them. They fly off
RON – He digs his controller out of a pile of debris.
A panel on the controller pops open revealing Rufus is okay.
Whew! Nice play!
GIANT MAGNET – Activates with a <HUM>; WIDER REVEALING the
magnet is on the back of the DOOMVEE, manned by Motor Ed.
Okay, now it’s time for some fatal
magnetic attraction, seriously.
FELIX – Hovers above Kim & Monique as his claws set them on the
ground. The claws suddenly jerk OUT OF SHOT and drag the chair
with it. The chair lurches and Felix falls out.
KIM – Leaps to catch Felix, then rolls them both to safety.
DOOMVEE – As the chair, claws and all, slam into the magnet.
The magnet and chair lower into the Doomvee. Ed lowers with
them, doing an air guitar solo as he goes.
WALL – The DOOMVEE smashes through the wall and leaves in a
trail of dust.
MONIQUE looks concerned; WIDEN TO INCLUDE RON who’s massaging
his shoulder with one hand.
Is everyone okay?
I think all that zombie bashing
gave me carpel tunnel.
Monique glares at Ron, who smiles sheepishly.
INCLUDE KIM – Holding Felix up, he has one arm over her
So Drakken and Motor Ed teamed up
to steal a wheel chair? How low
can you go?
That chair was my mom’s own
prototype. When she find out I
let it get stolen, she’s gonna’
END ACT TWO
INT. DRAKKEN’S CITY HIDE-OUT – NIGHT
SHEGO stands next to DRAKKEN AND MOTOR Ed who stare greedily at
their prize; WIDEN TO INCLUDE the captured wheelchair.
So you actually stole the kid’s
wheel chair. What’s next? Candy
from a baby?
All in good time, Shego.
Shego covers her face and shakes her head as she EXITS.
This is so wrong.
ED GRABS a wrench from the toolbox, eagerly eyeing the chair.
Drakken throws out an arm to hold him back.
Okay, enough jaw flappin’ - Time
to go “repo” on this bad boy.
Wait! I’m the evil genius here! I
get to say when we tear it apart.
Motor Ed waits for an awkward beat before an impatient Drakken
waves him on.
Okay, now I say we tear it apart!
CLOSER – As Ed’s wrench makes contact with a bolt, the Chair
suddenly <SFX: ACTIVATES> its defensive system and sends an
<SFX: ELECTRIC SHOCK> through both the wrench and Ed.
ED drops the smoking wrench and shakes his hand in pain.
OW! Dude! This tiger’s packin’
The chair moves away from Drakkens advances, he goes left the
chair goes right, he forward, the chair back, etc.
Obviously, some sort of cyberrobotic
Drakken lunges and the chair zooms away.
FOLLOW CHAIR - It bumps into Shego. She spins and tries to
blast it, but claws emit from the arms and point her hands up.
What? You want some of this?
The blast hits the ceiling, and a light fixture falls on Ed.
Hey! Whoa! Slow down there
cupcake, I didn’t even do anything
SHEGO struggles with the claws.
It’s the chair, Ed.
ED leaps onto the chair. The claws retract and the chair takes
Looks like this wild beast needs
some serious taming!
The chair flies around bucking Ed like a wild Bronco.
Wooo hoo! Rock and roll!
Drakken digs through a drawer as he and Shego duck to avoid the
chair that repeatedly whizzes by with Ed in tow.
Come on where is it… AHA!
Drakken holds up a SCANNING REMOTE.
THE CHAIR – Finally the chair reaches up with a claw and grabs
Ed’s mullet. Ed grabs his mullet with both hands in panic.
Whoa! Seriously! Not the hair!
Now the chair easily bucks Ed off into a wall of shelves.
OTS ED - He sits up, whips out a mirror and inspects his mullet.
<gasps of concern become a growl>
Ed finds a lone strand of hair that has come loose. He turns
towards CAMERA, his face twitches, his eyes pop with rage.
The chair lands and reverts to normal; CAMERA TILT to KANTED
ANLGE ON ED – Angrily approaching with a crowbar.
Never mess with the mullet!
DRAKKEN steps out in front of Ed and aims the remote.
Ed! No breaky! I have better
tool for the job…
With a touch of a button, a beam of light scans over the chair.
As the beam scans up and down on the chair.
This electronic, crypto-scanner
will tell us all we need to know
about our little friend here.
As Ed crosses his arms and sneers at the chair, the scanner
sends schematics to various monitors around the lab.
EXT. MIDDLETON COMMUNITY CENTER – NIGHT
DOOMVE TRACKS - REVEAL Kim scanning them into the Kimunicator.
You getting this, Wade?
I should be able to follow
Drakken’s trail by hooking into
the ultra-telescopic digital
cameras from orbiting satellites.
INCLUDE RON – He peers down at the Kimunicator, skeptically.
You can do that?
Sure. I can even see the Zombie
Mayhem cheat codes in your back
Ron covers as Kim swipes the cheat sheet from his pocket.
The key combos are simple, huh?
Ron sheepishly takes them back.
Uh… even a seasoned video pro,
like myself, needs a little help
remembering the key combos.
Just don’t tell Felix.
Kim smiles and Ron points a “finger gun” at her.
Okay, but you have to share them
Heeey, what are friends for?
Ron starts to turn away, but Kim tentatively calls him back.
Oh, and hey Ron… I just want to
apologize if I’ve been acting a
little weird lately.
You mean like the jealousy stuff
Kim is stunned, but then fesses up, embarrassed. Ron shrugs.
No! I mean… Yes. Was I that
Ron levels a stare at Kim. She cringes.
You threw a naco.
Ron plays suave, Kim scowls.
Relax KP, Felix is my friend,
you’re my friend… There’s plenty
of Ron to go around.
Ron begins tugging at his collar with embarrassment.
Besides, I don’t think you’re
acting any worse than I did when
you started hanging out with
QUICK MONTAGE OF RE-USE CLIPS – Ron being stupid and hurt.
INCLUDE MONIQUE – Pushing Felix in a normal wheel chair.
What’s going on?
Oh, nothing, just friends talking.
Ron checks out Felix’s normal wheel chair.
I see you got a loaner from the
It’ll do for now. What’s the
Kim checks in on the Kimunicator, Wade give her the thumbs up
and global positioning photos cycle through on the screen.
Got him! I’m beaming you the coordinates…
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EST/INT. DRAKKEN’S LAIR – NIGHT
PUSH IN – Blow torch lights flash through the window.
INSIDE – Drakken and Motor Ed wear protective gear and work with
blow torches on the Doomvee.
SHEGO teases the Chair which is now chained to the ground, its
arms shackled to lock in the claws. Shego leans in close, the
chair lunges at her and she steps back, just out of its range.
The chain jerks the chair to a halt.
You want some of this? Oh, too
Shego turns to the sound of Drakken’s call.
REVEAL DOOMVEE 2.0 – Sleeker looking than the first DOOMVEE.
Drakken and Motor Ed stand proudly in front of it, their head
gear up, torches up.
I give you Doomvee 2.0!
Drakken whips out a set of keys and smiles.
Who’s up for a ride in the park?
CLOSER – Ed swipes the keys. Drakken snatches them back. Back
and forth, back and forth the keys switch hands.
Dude, I’m drivin’ this time.
I don’t think so.
Seriously, it’s my turn.
Shego walks THROUGH SHOT and snatches the keys as she goes.
The boys watch her go then exchange a bitter glance, then
Drakken and Motor Ed race OUT OF SHOT.
THE TRIO OF VILLAINS – Stop in their tracks, and turn toward
Kim’s OS voice, stunned.
REVEAL KIM, RON, FELIX & MONIQUE – Standing in a heroic group
shot inside the hideout doorway.
Your license is revoked.
TWO SHOT - Motor Ed turns to Drakken who can only shrug.
Dude, seriously, what type of
secret hide-out is this? Everyone
knows you live here.
Oh, you know, get on one phone
list and then everyone comes
He signals for Shego to “attack”.
SHEGO leaps into action BLASTING green power glow.
KIM & THE CREW all split up, avoiding the green blast.
SHEGO chases Kim. Kim deftly doges and series of green blasts.
MONIQUE Wheels Felix to his cyber chair as Ron undoes the chair
DRAKKEN & ED hop in the DOOMVEE, Ed in the Driver’s seat.
Let’s kick it in gear!
I think the Doomvee 2.0 has a
built in wireless psychic network.
Whoa Dude, you’re trippin’ me out.
Drakken and Motor Ed close their eyes relax.
If we focus our minds maybe we can
activate the Doomvee with our
Beat. Eyes still closed Ed talks.
My sister’s into new age stuff,
changed her name to Starshine-
FELIX – Activates the hover mechanism of his wheel chair.
Shego has Kim Cornered until Felix buzzes by on the chair. When
Shego is distracted, Kim hits Shego with a flying kick.
SHEGO – Rolls with the kick, and leaps over to the DOOMVEE.
INSIDE THE DOOMVEE – Shego slides into the back seat. She
scowls at the sight of Drakken and Motor Ed meditating.
Wha… what are you doing?!
We’re starting the Doomvee with
our minds, man…
Shego rolls her eyes, slips into the front seat and squeezes Ed
into the middle as she starts the engine with the KEYS.
Forget it, the Doomvee isn’t
compatible with NANO-technology.
DOOMVEE starts up and goes into hover mode ala Felix’s chair, it
buzzes over our heroes and blasts its way out of a wall. Our
heroes watch it go.
With mom’s cyber-robotics in that
thing, Drakken will be unbeatable!
Kim’s eyes narrow as she spies Motor Ed’s HOG.
Then we’ll have to stop him now.
EXT. CITY – NIGHT
THE DOOMVEE ZOOMS along hovering over a street…. Followed by Kim
& Monique on Ed’s Hog and Felix & Ron in the hover chair.
THE DOOMVIE zips around buildings, with our heroes in pursuit.
OUR HEROES swing around a blind corner and the DOOMVEE is
hovering in the air, waiting for them. It fires giant laser
INSIDE THE DOOMVEE the villains watch as the heroes scatter.
Whoa, chill out dude! You almost
hit my bike!
Drakken works some levers.
OUTSIDE – Robotic claws emit from the DOOMVEE. They pluck Ron
and Felix out of the hover chair another one grabs the chair
CLOSER – Ron’s custom controller drops out of his pocket and
falls. Rufus hangs from Ron’s pocket.
KIM & MONIQUE ride the hog below. Monique looks up and grabs
THE DOOMVEE dumps a bunch of steel balls. They hit the ground
and explode. Kim zig-zags on the bike avoiding the explosions…
but then swerves right a blind alley. Kim screeches to a halt.
A claw grabs Monique, she drops the controller to the ground.
KIM is cornered by the DOOMVEE. It hovers above her like a
giant cyber-octopus clutching all her friends.
Ha! So at last I’ll be the one to
squash the famous Kim Possible!
INSIDE THE DOOMVEE – Motor Ed shoves Drakken out of the way.
No way, dude, if I don’t get to
drive, the I get to crush Red,
MOTOR ED & DRAKEN fight for the controls. Shego rolls her eyes.
MOTOR ED / DRAKKEN
KIM leaps and dodges repeated laser blasts from the DOOMVEE
Ron if Drakken adapted my chair’s
technology it might be possible to
link the cyber-robotics.
They both look at each other and then down at Ron’s controller.
RON / FELIX
Monique dangles closer to Kim, she calls out.
Kim! Use Ron’s controller!
Kim Rolls away from a laser blast and grabs the controller.
SHEGO – Grabs the Attack control away from the boys.
Fine! I’ll take care of them.
Just then the Doomvee shudders, not moving.
KIM grins and starts working the controller!
Now for a little mayhem of my own!
First the Doomvee lowers everyone safely to the ground.
Kim’s fingers fly over the controller, causing the Doomvee to
flip, roll, spin.
INSIDE the villains are glad to be wearing their safety belts.
Dude, I think I’m gonna’ hurl!
DOOMVEE begins ripping itself to shreds with its own claws.
The DOOMVEE SEAT falls to the ground with the villains still
strapped in, completely disheveled and queasy.
EXT. CITY STREET – LATER
THE VILLAINS are handcuffed by POLICE OFFICERS. A frantic Mama
Lipski nags the police.
It’s all little Eddie’s fault,
Officer. He’s a bad influence!
My little drew-bee would never
hurt a fly!
KIM is surrounded by her friends, they’re impressed.
And here I thought video games
weren’t your thing.
Yeah, where did you learn all
those mad skillz?
Kim and Ron share smiles
From a friend.
CLOSER – Rufus pops out of Kim’s pocket holding the Zombie Mayem
cheat codes. He winks AT CAMERA.